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So... you got off the Information Superhighway at my tiny rest stop, eh? 
Well, you might as well come in. 

What is this place, You ask? (Or didn't!). I'm glad you asked (or didn't!)
THIS is Double-u Double-u Dot Double-u Dot Dot Cosmic Umbrella Dot Double-u
Or Thereabouts Dot Com. You are welcome here! (But don't take my stuff! 
(unless you need it more than I do, then go ahead, but try to give it back 
at some point)). It is what it looks like. One of those webby things. And me?
I'm your host. (Well, actually, your host is a machine in Frankfurt, Germany 
if memory serves, which it very much does not.) 

For you young'uns out there. This is a Web Site... which is like TikTok 
but without the data harvesting... (or tikking, or tokking for that matter).
You won't find flashy 30 second clips here. Or Flash (which makes me sad!).
But with luck, you will find something. As your host, (or not, see above about 
Frankfurt) I invite you to make yourself at home, feel free to look behind the 
bookshelves and in the cupboards. There's shovels out back, and rabbit holes all 
over. If you feel frisky, you can (oh man... I've been waiting 30 years for this)